Jane Ormerod

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Where is My Dog?

Where is my dog?

I have lost him

Yes

He is my day dog

Yes

My dog lives in Lewes Lewisham

He rides on the bus

He pissed on the bunk bed floor

Oh yes

My dog has a shiny muzzle nozzle

This is my dog pet

This is a pictures of him

This is his arsehole                                  .

This is where he lives

This is his gate IIII

This is his shit

These are his worms worries

(I could not help him, no)

Please sir find my dog